cr00ked-smile:

big sean probably sitting there like 

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virginsacrificer:

teacher: alright class thats all for today goodb

me:

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crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

Acting takes you out of your comfort zone. It can be hard but if you love doing it, you do it. There was a time I wanted to be an astronaut but now, well…I don’t think I’m going into space anytime soon.

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weebleroxanne:

"Nope," I whisper as I exit out of a fic with no paragraph breaks.

takeyou:

californaia:

takeyou:

I live for the applesauce

*applause 

I know what I’m about son

goobsohard:

The sexual tension between two people when one of them says “make me”

dear cas,